'Idol' Star Clay Aiken to Reveal He Is Gay
Now, I'm pretty indifferent to Clay Aiken. All I can say is I'm aware that there is a celebrity out there with that name.
But I'm very intrigued by the form of that verb "to reveal". Apparently it's known that Clay Aiken will reveal he is gay, but he has not yet actually revealed he is gay. How does that work?
The more I try to unravel this, the more my brain hurts. I must consult my secret cabal of linguists and logicians.