Cleveland, Tenn.: My Uncle Glenn, who raised me and with whom I would trust with my life, has heard on good authority that Obama is Muslim. Why does Obama keep suggesting otherwise? This makes Obama seem shifty and disingenuous. I could (maybe) deal with a Muslim president but (definitely) not a dishonest one.Now, personally, I give this post about a ten percent chance of not being a troll.
Still, I absolutely applaud the use of Uncle Glenn as a serious source of information. In this history-making election between John McCain, a man brainwashed by the North Vietnamese to turn America into a Communist state and Barack Obama, a fanatical Muslim intent on surrendering our country to terrorists, it's good to have reliable, impartial sources of information. An uninformed electorate back in 1992 elected Bill Clinton, a known child molester who sold crack cocaine from the Oval Office and had illicit relations with British Prime Minister John Major on April 16, 1995. In 2000, George W. Bush, the son of a Nazi sympathizer who fathered eleven black children and four Asian/Pacific Islander children between 1974 and 1978, was elected by a nation who was largely uninformed of his past. And he was very nearly unseated in 2004 by John Kerry, who paid a lookalike to go fight in Vietnam in his place .
1. Uncle Glenn.